Hey!

Dickwad!

Let's get one thing clear straight out the bat. You are here for one thing and one thing only... Your desperate perversion and obsession with imagining what an anal creampie feels like are fucked up! Seriously! How much time do you spend pumping away imagining that your arse is being filled with throbbing man meat. I bet when you play with yourself you even imagine that it's a real one don't you?

Pah!

Don't pretend with me. I know what you're secretly thinking. Pretending that just cos it's Mistress she-cock or tranny dick it makes a difference? No boo boo, it makes no difference. Well if you think it will help you I'll even pull out my massive tits. So you can pretend to yourself some more that while you do this for me you are really doing it cos you saw my massive tits spill out at you...

Come on then!

Grab your dildo, or butt plug, or cucumber. Or whatever the fuck you use...

Today we are going to play a special game you and I...

You are going to pump your arse with your sex toy and dribble pre-cum all over it. And while it's still hot you're going to slide it right into that hungry little butt hole of yours so you can cum knowing just how dirty and pervy it feels to have another man empty his seed deep into your arse!